If it had been up to us, we would have given New LMS muscleman Tool a different stage name: Pole Axe comes to mind. This rough-edged club dancer proudly sports the biggest member we have seen in a long time - is it 14 inches! More! There s an urban legend that Mr. Tool is required by law to carry two passports. In muscleman Tool s PM debut, he pumps up his Muscle of Love in the dressing room before hitting the stage, followed immediately after by a private show. We have even graciously supplied lots of HD video closeups for your viewing pleasure. See for yourself.